Caption Contest VI

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Caption Contest VI

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I"ll start...


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Voss: I hope nobody sees me checking out Stack's ass.

Stack: I hope nobody sees Voss checking out my ass.
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"When the gay community discovered how easily IWB carry allowed them to surreptitiously check out the "junk" in a fellow's "trunk", they flocked to it wholesale."


Actually it kinda looks like an odd spring mating ritual. The brightly colored male has plied the drab female with food, and soon with alcohol, and the female is turning to present....okay that's enough.
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#4 Post by steve voss »

Those are great captions!!!! :D :D :D

Actually, I was thinking "I wonder if I can get that CCO without him noticing?"
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#5 Post by steve voss »

LATER: Stack asked, "Does this gun make my butt look big?"
"Say five Heil Hinckers, sing two Horst Wessel songs, and perform an act of contrition." -kgb 4/22/10

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#6 Post by Ole Cowboy »

steve voss wrote:LATER: Stack asked, "Does this gun make my butt look big?"
The answer to that is "no, it doesn't need any help!". :P
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#7 Post by postoak »

Nothing says Saturday Night in Nebraska like a little Armed Same Sex Line Dancing ...... :)
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postoak wrote:Nothing says Saturday Night in Nebraska like a little Armed Same Sex Line Dancing ...... :)
Absolutely correct. No way I'm doing same sex line dancing UNARMED.
"Say five Heil Hinckers, sing two Horst Wessel songs, and perform an act of contrition." -kgb 4/22/10

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steve voss wrote:
postoak wrote:Nothing says Saturday Night in Nebraska like a little Armed Same Sex Line Dancing ...... :)
Absolutely correct. No way I'm doing same sex line dancing UNARMED.
With those big toestompers, you are best advised to go armed regardless of the gender make-up on a dance floor. :P :lol:
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#11 Post by Tag-along »

Voss--If you want a duel you must slap him on the cheek--wait you're doing that!
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#12 Post by steve voss »

My Lord, I'd forgotten these captions. That's some serious funny here.
"Say five Heil Hinckers, sing two Horst Wessel songs, and perform an act of contrition." -kgb 4/22/10

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#13 Post by Ole Cowboy »

This dispels the old saying that it just Nebraska women are Corn Fed!
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#14 Post by gold40 »

"Time for some Cornhusker Cornholing..."
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#15 Post by Cold Iron »

Not sure about this one:

Why the hell can't I get on the cover of GQ?

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