Caption Contest #1

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steve voss
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Caption Contest #1

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First the photo, then the caption,...
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"I lost 15 pounds on the amazing Flatwater steak-only diet and gun-swinging exercise program! He is next!" :lol: :lol:
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#3 Post by postoak »

Uh Oh I think I feel a Tick ......
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#4 Post by Bluerock Brimley »

Dave, you wanna shove that camera up that guys backside or should I do it???
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#5 Post by Darth Llewellin »

"I tried going on a diet, you know. The Zone, you know, "Carbs are the enemy," eh? But the portions were so wee I ate the delivery man.
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Re: Caption Contest #1

#6 Post by Bluestem »

Earplugs and shooting glasses are required during Flatwater BS sessions. too.
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