Caption contest candidates
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wingshooter
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Caption contest candidates
I'll let you be the judge if they qualify, by your submissions of one liners, and add photos as I can.
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steve voss
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Re: Caption contest candidates
Ok, we gotta pump gun, an RPG, an EBS (evil black shotgun) and a hammer double. It's Flatwater, where are all the bolt-action shotguns?
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postoak
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Re: Caption contest candidates
If my Great Great Grand Pappy's had some of these, we would be doing things a little different 'round here.wingshooter wrote:I'll let you be the judge if they qualify, by your submissions of one liners, and add photos as I can.
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M&M
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Re: Caption contest candidates
[/quote]Safety first at Flatwater, the back blast area is "mostly" clear.
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wingshooter
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Bluerock Brimley
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Wooo, I think I've had enough beer, my speech is slurred and I'm getting blurry.
....yup, I'm getting really blurry now, although Hinck and Voss are looking better than usual.
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Bluerock Brimley
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I just know that Digger won't mind if I pee in this bucket---besides, it'll be fun watching all those 16 ga. guys dig thru it looking for purple empties.
99.9999999%of robberies don't have the Mission Impossible theme song playing in the background. It's usually circus music.
...the blindness from subjectivity is indistinguishable from the darkness of ignorance.
...the blindness from subjectivity is indistinguishable from the darkness of ignorance.
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Bluerock Brimley
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....so then Voss says, "one more joke about spanish shotguns and I'm gonna shove my Grulla up your ass stock first."
99.9999999%of robberies don't have the Mission Impossible theme song playing in the background. It's usually circus music.
...the blindness from subjectivity is indistinguishable from the darkness of ignorance.
...the blindness from subjectivity is indistinguishable from the darkness of ignorance.
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Bluerock Brimley
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Re: Caption contest candidates
Deciding to upgrade their arsenal, the Texas contingent of the Flatwater attendees emptied the fine-gun rack of the gun library at Bubba's Bait and Tackle just north of Dallas. In a rare stroke of good taste they left a Huglu and two Ruger Red Labels for Bubba's typical albeit less refined clientele.
99.9999999%of robberies don't have the Mission Impossible theme song playing in the background. It's usually circus music.
...the blindness from subjectivity is indistinguishable from the darkness of ignorance.
...the blindness from subjectivity is indistinguishable from the darkness of ignorance.
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Bluerock Brimley
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Digger: "Larry are you sure that you're the pheasant killing savant that you claim to be?"
Larry: "Well heck Digger, this isn't like Iowa pheasant shooting--you were throwing these discs up in the air!! Can't you just train your lab to retrieve them?"
99.9999999%of robberies don't have the Mission Impossible theme song playing in the background. It's usually circus music.
...the blindness from subjectivity is indistinguishable from the darkness of ignorance.
...the blindness from subjectivity is indistinguishable from the darkness of ignorance.
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Stackbarrel16
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