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I'll let you be the judge if they qualify, by your submissions of one liners, and add photos as I can.

Ok, we gotta pump gun, an RPG, an EBS (evil black shotgun) and a hammer double. It's Flatwater, where are all the bolt-action shotguns?

I can't see a damned thing!

wingshooter wrote:I'll let you be the judge if they qualify, by your submissions of one liners, and add photos as I can.

If my Great Great Grand Pappy's had some of these, we would be doing things a little different 'round here.

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Safety first at Flatwater, the back blast area is "mostly" clear.

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Ah yes, the non-killing fields of Flatwater.

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Perhaps you've heard of the "goofy foot stance" advocated by some shooters.

Wooo, I think I've had enough beer, my speech is slurred and I'm getting blurry.


....yup, I'm getting really blurry now, although Hinck and Voss are looking better than usual.

I just know that Digger won't mind if I pee in this bucket---besides, it'll be fun watching all those 16 ga. guys dig thru it looking for purple empties.

....so then Voss says, "one more joke about spanish shotguns and I'm gonna shove my Grulla up your ass stock first."

Deciding to upgrade their arsenal, the Texas contingent of the Flatwater attendees emptied the fine-gun rack of the gun library at Bubba's Bait and Tackle just north of Dallas. In a rare stroke of good taste they left a Huglu and two Ruger Red Labels for Bubba's typical albeit less refined clientele.

Digger: "Larry are you sure that you're the pheasant killing savant that you claim to be?"

Larry: "Well heck Digger, this isn't like Iowa pheasant shooting--you were throwing these discs up in the air!! Can't you just train your lab to retrieve them?"

Brown: "I just got this really neat gun, I traded the sweet 16 away for it, I'm just not used to it yet."

The other 29 guys on the squad: "Ahh, we see."