FLATWATER RUMORS

To centralize the Flatwater topics sprinkled about the other forums, they are all consolidated here.
Post Reply
Message
Author
jerry6stl
Posts: 243
Joined: Sat Aug 04, 2007 5:18 pm

FLATWATER RUMORS

#1 Post by jerry6stl » Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:14 pm

There is a new rumor that a Full extra ration of potato salad will be awarded on Saturday night to anyone shooting with a shotgun at least 100 years old....

...And 1/2 extra ration of potato salad for those using a shotgun at least 50 years old.

Is it TRUE? If so, do we need to bring a printed table of serial number manufacture dates? Or will the Committee accept a Gentleman's Word?

Jerry Goldstein
St. Louis, MO

steve voss
Posts: 12510
Joined: Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:36 pm
Location: Lincoln, NE

#2 Post by steve voss » Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:17 pm

Uh, Jerry, the potato salad is for lunch. Bakers are served with the steaks for dinner, remember?

And I certainly hope you're right, the Bayard is 1907. :D :lol: 8)

sv
"Say five Heil Hinckers, sing two Horst Wessel songs, and perform an act of contrition." -kgb 4/22/10

"It's all in the hunt...patience, luck, skill, experience, desire, spirit and flesh." -Bob Crandall 10/18/2010

Stackbarrel16
Posts: 17673
Joined: Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:58 pm
Location: S.E. Nebraska

#3 Post by Stackbarrel16 » Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:27 pm

The committee wishes me to inform all participants the rumors are just that. Though for an extra $500 to the fund to pay for clays and shells for the children would get you an extra full ration of Kartoffel Salat for $1000 to the the kids you'll get Voss'.
Rand Paul 2016

steve voss
Posts: 12510
Joined: Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:36 pm
Location: Lincoln, NE

#4 Post by steve voss » Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:29 pm

For $1k in cash donated to the kids, I will donate my potato salad quite willingly.

sv
"Say five Heil Hinckers, sing two Horst Wessel songs, and perform an act of contrition." -kgb 4/22/10

"It's all in the hunt...patience, luck, skill, experience, desire, spirit and flesh." -Bob Crandall 10/18/2010

Stackbarrel16
Posts: 17673
Joined: Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:58 pm
Location: S.E. Nebraska

#5 Post by Stackbarrel16 » Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:38 pm

A fine example of the team player.
Rand Paul 2016

Chuck Graber
Posts: 780
Joined: Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:04 am
Location: Sunflower Central

#6 Post by Chuck Graber » Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:51 pm

Stackbarrel16 wrote: ....for an extra $500 to the fund to pay for clays and shells for the children would get you an extra full ration of Kartoffel Salat for $1000 to the the kids you'll get Voss'.
I think I'd rather have the Kartoffel Salat! :lol:
For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

wingshooter
Posts: 3365
Joined: Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:19 pm
Location: The DFW Metroplex

#7 Post by wingshooter » Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:58 am

I will donate my potato salad quite willingly
Not much of a sacrifice, isn't really that good.
Consistency is the currency of credibility.

MM

steve voss
Posts: 12510
Joined: Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:36 pm
Location: Lincoln, NE

#8 Post by steve voss » Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:10 am

wingshooter wrote:
I will donate my potato salad quite willingly
Not much of a sacrifice, isn't really that good.
Sour grapes, Aesop?
"Say five Heil Hinckers, sing two Horst Wessel songs, and perform an act of contrition." -kgb 4/22/10

"It's all in the hunt...patience, luck, skill, experience, desire, spirit and flesh." -Bob Crandall 10/18/2010

wingshooter
Posts: 3365
Joined: Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:19 pm
Location: The DFW Metroplex

#9 Post by wingshooter » Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:48 pm

Grapes would be great.
Consistency is the currency of credibility.

MM

Post Reply