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No, I can only report what I have been told. I have seen the things dressed as cheerleaders on the sidelines at Kansas, K-state and Iowa/Iowa state games and must conclude they are correct. The single such club I have been in in Nebraska had women in it. I suppose it is possible for women to be in some such clubs in Kansas, perhaps imported Okies?

JJE has complained about the women in Kansas. So I put 1 and 1 together .

I remember a few years back when Miss America was from Kansas. The Welcome to Kansas signs at the state line said "Welcome to Kansas, Home of Beautiful Women."

Stackbarrel16 wrote:The committee has no issue with statements of a non political nature. Gentlemen's clubs are what they are. The ones in Nebraska have women in them as opposed to the sheep and goats used in Kansas.

This is a great example of regional differences in terminology (or to paraphrase Churchill, two states separated by a common language). You see, in Kansas we call a building full of sheep and goats a barn, as opposed to what you call a gentlemen's club in Nebraska. I can see where you got confused and I'll be sure to mention this to our board of tourism so as not to further embarrass our northern neighbors when they visit our fine state.

Kansas ? Nebraska ? I can't tell much difference.

postoak wrote:Kansas ? Nebraska ? I can't tell much difference.

Quiet, Rookie.

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This years crop of Nebraska Cheerleaders?



What's she smuggling under that skirt?

It does seem that this is as far off the ground as University of Nebraska cheerleaders can get. The University of Nebraska outlawed its cheerleaders from doing pyramids, tumbling and basket tosses after a member of its spirit squad, Tracy Jensen, was paralyzed in 1996 after breaking her neck practicing a handspring. Jensen?s lawsuit against her school resulted in a $2.1 million settlement in 2001. Insurers already had covered hundreds of thousands of dollars in her medical expenses.

So the NU cheerleaders tip over and then sue?

Nebraska women provide warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.

Nebraska Cornhusker Quiz

What's the difference between the Nebraska Cornhuskers and the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game.

Q. What do the Nebraska Cornhuskers and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q. How do you keep a Nebraska Cornhusker player out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts.

Q. Where do you go in Lincoln in case of a tornado?
A. Memorial Stadium - they never get a touchdown there.

Q. Why doesn't Omaha have a Div 1A football team .
A. Because then Lincoln would want one.

Q. Why was Frank Solich upset when the Cornhusker playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q. What's the difference between the Nebraska Cornhuskers and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the College Championships?
A. The Nebraska Cornhuskers.

Q. What do the Nebraska Cornhuskers and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q. How can you tell when the Nebraska Cornhuskers are going to run the football?
A. Diedrich leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.


Q. Why does Lincoln have artificial turf?
A. To keep the cheerleadersfrom grazing during halftime.

Q. What do the Nebraska football players think the "N" stands for on their helmet?
A. Knowledge

Q. How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader in an elevator?
A. Grease her thighs and throw in a Twinkie.

Q. What is the difference between a Nebraska cheerleader and a catfish ?
A. One has whiskers and smells, the other is a fish.

Q. What does the average Nebraska player get on his SATs?
A. Drool.

Q: What do you call a 300-pound female Nebraska Stripper?
A: Anorexic!

Q: What's the difference between a pumpkin on Halloween and a Nebraska Cheerleader?
A: The pumpkin has more teeth!

Q: What's the last thing a Nebraska stripper takes off?
A: Her bowling shoes!

Q: What did the KU grad say to the Nebraska grad?
A: Will the defendant please rise?

Q: Why isn't ice available at Nebraska football games any more?
A: The senior with the recipe graduated.

Now that is funny! :)

Pete tried Jedi mind tricks on Brown to get him to buy the gun...







Here Mr. Voss has placed himself first in line for Saturday lunch, which the following pics show the Committee preparing the famous potato salad.





The donuts were always a favorite

Pete thinks proximity to the Purdey will make him purdy.



Another shot of the "funeral" Purdey, and its owner Doug.

Good Nebraska one-liners.

Everyone knows that the N on the Nebraska football helmet stands for "nowledge". On a cheerleader's sweater it stands for "nockers".

Of course some of us in Iowa can also make fun of our almost Div 1 program in Ames. Seems that the late, great Alabama coach, Bear Bryant, almost moved to Ames upon retirement. He wanted to get as far away as possible from major college football.

Having successfully breeched (breached, brooched????....) um, brought up the subject of Nebraska cheerleaders, I feel like my job here is done. Thanks for all of the contributions.

By request: Flatwater has great guns, and great gundogs. Here a Vizla (sp?) points a covey of clays:

For some reason, I saw this a lot: