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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:36 am
by jerry6stl
STACK,
Being a humane and charitible sort, partially evidenced by my on-going association with 007, perhaps I should plan to bring a large jar of peanut butter and a box of Ritz crackers to help feed those less fortunate who are already in food-penalized status. I coudn't truly enjoy all the pleasant camaraderie of FLATWATER, the elegant shotguns, and the excellent libations, knowing that a few errant miscreants were going hungry.
Do you think they prefer smooth or crunchy?
JERRY
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:27 am
by Stackbarrel16
Let them eat cake.
Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:48 am
by wingshooter
We will hold him to his word.
I am good to my word, and have purchased special attire for the peeling process.
Creamy p.b. if you please.
Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 9:30 am
by Stackbarrel16
Dateline Syracuse, NE. 0926 CST, 18 April 2008 From the Flatwater executive Committee:
First ever tofu penalty issued. Wingshooter, aka Tiny, aka Mike has been removed from the grass anchovy and Caesar dressing penalty and placed on 100% tofu ration.
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:04 am
by Stackbarrel16
Jerry Goldstein, 2 oz steak for SxS snobbery and political name calling.
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:53 pm
by wingshooter
Not to worry Jerry- he is a paper tiger, a petty little dictator. He is jealous and insecure- even his handle is poor copy of my Texas plate.
Hinck is afraid to apply for a personalized license plate though, since Nebraska DMV doesn't offer spell check.
Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:26 am
by Colonel Brown
wingshooter wrote:
Hinck is afraid to apply for a personalized license plate though, since Nebraska DMV doesn't offer spell check.
Ouch!
Stack, dig up some MRE's for Tiny and others in the penalty box.
Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:33 am
by steve voss
wingshooter wrote:Hinck is afraid to apply for a personalized license plate though, since Nebraska DMV doesn't offer spell check.
ROFLMAO!!! :D :D :D :D :D
Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:02 am
by Stackbarrel16
Or I don't need my vehicle to remind me what I shoot. Your plate would be perfect if it could say "SXS 16, Choke tubes, Ammo, pistol, clothes, toiletries, shoes and gifts" though. You know the stuff you always forget everywhere.
Maybe you could get one to remind you who runs the shoot for your wife's car.
Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:13 am
by Stackbarrel16
Mr. Graber fined 2 oz. of steak for placing a Voss vice on the committee.
Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:08 am
by jerry6stl
I'll admit to a bit of "SxS Snobbery." but I didn't do any political name-calling. Heavens Forbid!
Perhaps the Executive Committee has me confused with someone else?
Jerry Goldstein
St. Louis, MO
Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 12:08 pm
by wingshooter
The Committee is continually confused.
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:02 pm
by kgb
Keep it up, guys, more grub for the rest of us!
That whole war between the states thing wasn't such a bad deal. Can't figure out why you southerners can't be happy with the Silver Medal.
kgb
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:17 pm
by TMBoyer
KGB,
Because it was second place in a gunfight!
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 6:51 pm
by Colonel Brown
Terry, think of the Southerners sent to the WH in the last 30 years or so. Carter, Clinton . . . even Bush II doesn't stack up that well against his Republican predecessors.
Might be an indicator that things are better when the South loses. Although not, of course, in the cases of Bush II vs either Gore or Kerry.