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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:36 am
by Jacob Jesus Escape'
Digger wrote:JJE get your butt up hear . I'll help you out on the house deal while your hear. Besides right now unless its free your better to wait on a buy. Why , I'll tell you when your here . Could save you a lot of MONEY !!!
Tell me now and I'll be there!~) ...if I believe you!~P
Hog Call!
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:00 am
by Joe Cool
Boz!!
You Da Man!!
You is hereby elected Head Honorary Hog for the Flatwater!
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:31 am
by TMBoyer
This Displaced Texan will be there!
TB
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:47 am
by Colonel Brown
Atticus, I understand you need to perfect that call if you're a male student at the U of Arkansas. You get a date by standing outside the women's dorms and cutting loose. Sorta like rooster pheasants crowing in the spring . . .
Either that or you use Arkansas foreplay: "Get in the pickup, bitch!"
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:02 am
by Stackbarrel16
Larry you always compliment a woman, like "That's a really sexy tooth." for example.
Oh No!!
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:24 am
by Joe Cool
Larry and Stack!!
QUIT GIVING AWAY OUR DATE PICK UP SECRETS!!!
Those are carefully guarded frat secrets only passed down to new pledges after the senior brothers are sure these poor boys can handle a wild lady razorback!
Next thing you know, you'll be sharing the "secret code" and we'll have to get the frat scribe to rewrite the codebook. A real problem considering he is the only brother who can read and write!
Bubba- Th' 'Lustrus Potentate
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:01 am
by steve voss
Your secret code isn't so secret. You all use bigtex and his buddies to round up your dates.
sv
Big Tex?
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:12 am
by Joe Cool
How could he be of any help up here? He is down in Texas! Where men are men and sheep are nervous! Different dating and pick-up technique altogether!
Re: Big Tex?
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:39 am
by steve voss
Atticus Finch wrote:How could he be of any help up here? He is down in Texas! Where men are men and sheep are nervous!
That is why he is willing to ship your sows to you.
sv
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:45 am
by BirddogBrewer
Rob Wood and I will be there Atticus is riding with us.
He plans on getting drunk and telling bad jokes the entire trip up there. I'll probably join him and make Rob drive!
AF:
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
PIG!
Sooie!
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
PIG!
Sooie
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
PIG!
Sooie!
RAZORBACKS!
Go HOGs Go!
University of Arkansas 1990 BA
University of Arknasas 1991 BS
University of Arknasas 2006 MS
That's three times on the Walk!
BDB
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:04 am
by steve voss
BirddogBrewer wrote:
University of Arkansas 1990 BA
University of Arknasas 1991 BS
University of Arknasas 2006 MS
You have degrees in Bad Attitude, Bull Shit, and MoonShine? Awesome. :D
sv
Voss!!
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:10 am
by Joe Cool
Yes indeed, the Brewmeister is an educated man! Plus he is trustworthy! He is taking custody of the single malt for the trip up.
If I were you I'd suck up to him a little to ensure he saves back a wee dram or two for you!
Re: Voss!!
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:20 am
by steve voss
Atticus Finch wrote:If I were you I'd suck up to him a little to ensure he saves back a wee dram or two for you!
If I had to depend on the single malt leavings of you and your other friends, I'd be a sober man.
sv
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:09 pm
by Bluestem
I'll be there.
JJE, houses are overrated; just ask our county appraiser. Invest in fine British or Italian guns.
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:44 pm
by Colonel Brown
Steve, the only one BDB is missing is Piled Higher and Deeper.