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"Does this inside the waistband holster make me look fat?"

Voss: I hope nobody sees me checking out Stack's ass.

Stack: I hope nobody sees Voss checking out my ass.

"When the gay community discovered how easily IWB carry allowed them to surreptitiously check out the "junk" in a fellow's "trunk", they flocked to it wholesale."


Actually it kinda looks like an odd spring mating ritual. The brightly colored male has plied the drab female with food, and soon with alcohol, and the female is turning to present....okay that's enough.

Those are great captions!!!! :D :D :D

Actually, I was thinking "I wonder if I can get that CCO without him noticing?"

LATER: Stack asked, "Does this gun make my butt look big?"

steve voss wrote:LATER: Stack asked, "Does this gun make my butt look big?"

The answer to that is "no, it doesn't need any help!".

Nothing says Saturday Night in Nebraska like a little Armed Same Sex Line Dancing ...... :)

"Guy who wins the fast-draw gets to be Daddy tonight - deal?"

postoak wrote:Nothing says Saturday Night in Nebraska like a little Armed Same Sex Line Dancing ...... :)

Absolutely correct. No way I'm doing same sex line dancing UNARMED.

steve voss wrote:

postoak wrote:Nothing says Saturday Night in Nebraska like a little Armed Same Sex Line Dancing ...... :)

Absolutely correct. No way I'm doing same sex line dancing UNARMED.

With those big toestompers, you are best advised to go armed regardless of the gender make-up on a dance floor.

Voss--If you want a duel you must slap him on the cheek--wait you're doing that!

My Lord, I'd forgotten these captions. That's some serious funny here.

This dispels the old saying that it just Nebraska women are Corn Fed!

"Time for some Cornhusker Cornholing..."

Not sure about this one:

Why the hell can't I get on the cover of GQ?