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Caption Contest #1
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Caption Contest #1
"Say five Heil Hinckers, sing two Horst Wessel songs, and perform an act of contrition." -kgb 4/22/10
"It's all in the hunt...patience, luck, skill, experience, desire, spirit and flesh." -Bob Crandall 10/18/2010
"It's all in the hunt...patience, luck, skill, experience, desire, spirit and flesh." -Bob Crandall 10/18/2010
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Re: Caption Contest #1
"I lost 15 pounds on the amazing Flatwater steak-only diet and gun-swinging exercise program! He is next!"
"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too."
Samuel Butler, (Notebooks) (1912)
Samuel Butler, (Notebooks) (1912)
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Re: Caption Contest #1
Uh Oh I think I feel a Tick ......
"The devil can fool a man, but not man's best friend"
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Re: Caption Contest #1
Dave, you wanna shove that camera up that guys backside or should I do it???
99.9999999%of robberies don't have the Mission Impossible theme song playing in the background. It's usually circus music.
...the blindness from subjectivity is indistinguishable from the darkness of ignorance.
...the blindness from subjectivity is indistinguishable from the darkness of ignorance.
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Re: Caption Contest #1
"I tried going on a diet, you know. The Zone, you know, "Carbs are the enemy," eh? But the portions were so wee I ate the delivery man.
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito
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Earplugs and shooting glasses are required during Flatwater BS sessions. too.