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Posted: **Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:12 am**

Well - you know how the New Guinea tribesman wear penis gourds - and the bigger the gourd - the bigger the man and so on ..........

I wonder - is this some kind of Flatwater adaptation of this much admired tribal custom ? It looks to be at least a 4 Bore - so it ought not be out of place in Flatwater if the B/S you guys spout is any indication

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RNCN

Posted: **Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:49 am**

kgb wrote:Mike, will you have a wood repair kit along? Dog chewed up the ash wood handle on my knife, nothing really bad but roughed it up a bit.

Consider it canine checkering and enjoy.

Posted: **Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:48 pm**

Y'all have to think out of the box.

It's the barrel for an ancient Chinese cannon to shoot rocks and pebbles at all us heathens.The concern for his safety is the armor that he will wear when he touches that baby off!

Posted: **Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:59 pm**

RNCN wrote:Well - you know how the New Guinea tribesman wear penis gourds - and the bigger the gourd - the bigger the man and so on ..........

I wonder - is this some kind of Flatwater adaptation of this much admired tribal custom ? It looks to be at least a 4 Bore - so it ought not be out of place in Flatwater if the B/S you guys spout is any indication .....

RNCN

You may be outa your gourd, but that was still funny.

Posted: **Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:14 pm**

wingshooter wrote:
RNCN wrote:Well - you know how the New Guinea tribesman wear penis gourds - and the bigger the gourd - the bigger the man and so on ..........

I wonder - is this some kind of Flatwater adaptation of this much admired tribal custom ? It looks to be at least a 4 Bore - so it ought not be out of place in Flatwater if the B/S you guys spout is any indication .....

RNCN
You may be outa your gourd, but that was still funny.

It takes a mighty big man to be outa his gourd.

Posted: **Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:19 pm**

Let's just keep that down under.

Posted: **Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:13 pm**

wingshooter wrote:
kgb wrote:Mike, will you have a wood repair kit along? Dog chewed up the ash wood handle on my knife, nothing really bad but roughed it up a bit.
Consider it canine checkering and enjoy.

Back to the manufacturer, then.

Posted: **Tue Apr 20, 2010 11:57 pm**

You never know, Kirk, I may have cause to have my truck and tools with me this weekend...

Posted: **Wed Apr 21, 2010 7:58 am**

a woodcock, bumper ?

Posted: **Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:17 am**

"Clues" being plural, implies a presentation for consideration of more than one blurry photograph!

Posted: **Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:29 am**

Really we could hardly seen the grain in the wood in that blurry photo.

Posted: **Wed Apr 21, 2010 7:07 pm**

I will post a pic of the finished (but unpainted) turning when Flatwater 1 rotates off at 0300 Friday so Mr. Magoo has another clue.

Posted: **Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:32 am**

wingshooter wrote:I will post a pic of the finished (but unpainted) turning when Flatwater 1 rotates off at 0300 Friday so Mr. Magoo has another clue.

"WHAT"!!!!! You're "PAINTING" black walnut. What kind of person are you? I thought you were a wood guy. "Minus the checkering"

Posted: **Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:18 pm**

Posted: **Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:24 pm**

It's a fancy bottle stopper for that giant jug of corn liquor Atticus is bringing from the hills, but what does that have to do with your wardrobe?