Best one liners heard at the FlatFrat VI

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Best one liners heard at the FlatFrat VI

#1 Post by wingshooter »

Arrieta sends a hull whistling by KGB: " Hey Tiny, ever chronograph those ejectors?"

What was yours?
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#2 Post by Bluerock Brimley »

When one of the Iowegians was telling a story about a romantic conquest from his youth (I'll preserve his anonymity), he said,

"we got in a car and she told me where to drive since she knew the lay of the land."

Bruce Day chimed in, "It sounds like she WAS the lay of the land."
:lol: perfectly timed, rim-shot comment! :lol:
99.9999999%of robberies don't have the Mission Impossible theme song playing in the background. It's usually circus music.
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#3 Post by steve voss »

As I previously noted in General......
steve voss wrote:
Stackbarrel16 wrote:BS, the Flatwater is an annual shoot held the final weekend of April near Syracuse, Nebraska. It's a gathering of never do wells, shooters, tale tellers and drinkers. You aren't allowed to talk politics or keep score.
Overheard in a corner. The Executive Committee is walking by and asks....


"Hey, are you guys talking politics?

Answer: "No, Armed Revolution."

"Oh, well ok then." :D :D :D

sv
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#4 Post by Stackbarrel16 »

Actually it was "Alrighty then!"
Rand Paul 2016

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#5 Post by Steve007 »

Here's to tight chokes and loose women!

Um, or was it..? :? :?

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