The Top Ten reasons to attend Flatwater

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Bluestem
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Re: Options?

#31 Post by Bluestem »

Atticus Finch wrote:Oh a clothing optional event for Flatwater would be just peachy...but the attendance rules for that particular event would have to be amended to stipulate committee members only along with hordes of luscious ripe young women shooters. Where to find such participation is the issue?
It's been pretty cold for a few of the Flatwaters. I would be concerned about "shrinkage."

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#32 Post by wingshooter »

Reason # 2:

NOT seeing ANYONE naked: shooting, soused, or sober.
Consistency is the currency of credibility.

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Re: Options?

#33 Post by steve voss »

Bluestem wrote:It's been pretty cold for a few of the Flatwaters. I would be concerned about "shrinkage."
In my case it's referred to as "gender change." :oops:

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#34 Post by Stackbarrel16 »

MR, Pete is too chicken to show up, though he's been invited every year.
Rand Paul 2016

David
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#35 Post by David »

Stackbarrel16 wrote:MR, Pete is too chicken to show up, though he's been invited every year.
This is just beyond my understanding. Pete would be perfectly accepted in a Flatwater gathering. The prohibition on political discussion would protect him from himself. I know a number of Flatwater brethren had off-board friendships with Ron White, the grandfather of liberal apologists, and he was quite well accepted. He even had a job in the satanic cult of the Jimmy Carter Administration. :shock:
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#36 Post by wingshooter »

gender change


Gender is a grammatical term, used erroneously to denote sex (as in male/ female). Besides, the majority of Americans voted for change.
Consistency is the currency of credibility.

MM

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#37 Post by steve voss »

wingshooter wrote:
gender change


Gender is a grammatical term, used erroneously to denote sex (as in male/ female). Besides, the majority of Americans voted for change.
Mike, thanks for the support, but in my case the change is involuntary and needs no vote.

sv
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#38 Post by jerry6stl »

I definitely AM NOT driving from St. Louis to Flatwater with a nude Finkel in my car!

Someone else can bring him....

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#39 Post by wingshooter »

And the number one reason to attend Flatwater:


Because life is short.
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MM

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#40 Post by Colonel Brown »

Mike, there's long been suspicion that Voss was of the neuter gender, although his relationship with Miss Connie seems to offer some evidence to the contrary.

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#41 Post by wingshooter »

When I first met him he was happily single, resisting all attempts of his single female next door neighbor to set him up with her friends. I think he started doing it to her to get her to stop. At that time in his life I might have suspected he'd been neutered, but I have been disavowed of that inference.
Consistency is the currency of credibility.

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