Caption Contest VI
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Caption Contest VI
I"ll start...
"Does this inside the waistband holster make me look fat?"
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Re: Caption Contest VI
Voss: I hope nobody sees me checking out Stack's ass.
Stack: I hope nobody sees Voss checking out my ass.
99.9999999%of robberies don't have the Mission Impossible theme song playing in the background. It's usually circus music.
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...the blindness from subjectivity is indistinguishable from the darkness of ignorance.
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Re: Caption Contest VI
"When the gay community discovered how easily IWB carry allowed them to surreptitiously check out the "junk" in a fellow's "trunk", they flocked to it wholesale."
Actually it kinda looks like an odd spring mating ritual. The brightly colored male has plied the drab female with food, and soon with alcohol, and the female is turning to present....okay that's enough.
Actually it kinda looks like an odd spring mating ritual. The brightly colored male has plied the drab female with food, and soon with alcohol, and the female is turning to present....okay that's enough.
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Those are great captions!!!! :D :D :D
Actually, I was thinking "I wonder if I can get that CCO without him noticing?"
Actually, I was thinking "I wonder if I can get that CCO without him noticing?"
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"It's all in the hunt...patience, luck, skill, experience, desire, spirit and flesh." -Bob Crandall 10/18/2010
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LATER: Stack asked, "Does this gun make my butt look big?"
"Say five Heil Hinckers, sing two Horst Wessel songs, and perform an act of contrition." -kgb 4/22/10
"It's all in the hunt...patience, luck, skill, experience, desire, spirit and flesh." -Bob Crandall 10/18/2010
"It's all in the hunt...patience, luck, skill, experience, desire, spirit and flesh." -Bob Crandall 10/18/2010
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The answer to that is "no, it doesn't need any help!".steve voss wrote:LATER: Stack asked, "Does this gun make my butt look big?"
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Nothing says Saturday Night in Nebraska like a little Armed Same Sex Line Dancing ...... :)
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Re: Caption Contest VI
"Guy who wins the fast-draw gets to be Daddy tonight - deal?"
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Absolutely correct. No way I'm doing same sex line dancing UNARMED.postoak wrote:Nothing says Saturday Night in Nebraska like a little Armed Same Sex Line Dancing ...... :)
"Say five Heil Hinckers, sing two Horst Wessel songs, and perform an act of contrition." -kgb 4/22/10
"It's all in the hunt...patience, luck, skill, experience, desire, spirit and flesh." -Bob Crandall 10/18/2010
"It's all in the hunt...patience, luck, skill, experience, desire, spirit and flesh." -Bob Crandall 10/18/2010
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With those big toestompers, you are best advised to go armed regardless of the gender make-up on a dance floor.steve voss wrote:Absolutely correct. No way I'm doing same sex line dancing UNARMED.postoak wrote:Nothing says Saturday Night in Nebraska like a little Armed Same Sex Line Dancing ...... :)
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Voss--If you want a duel you must slap him on the cheek--wait you're doing that!
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My Lord, I'd forgotten these captions. That's some serious funny here.
"Say five Heil Hinckers, sing two Horst Wessel songs, and perform an act of contrition." -kgb 4/22/10
"It's all in the hunt...patience, luck, skill, experience, desire, spirit and flesh." -Bob Crandall 10/18/2010
"It's all in the hunt...patience, luck, skill, experience, desire, spirit and flesh." -Bob Crandall 10/18/2010
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This dispels the old saying that it just Nebraska women are Corn Fed!
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"Time for some Cornhusker Cornholing..."
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Re: Caption Contest VI
Not sure about this one:
Why the hell can't I get on the cover of GQ?
Why the hell can't I get on the cover of GQ?