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Best one liners heard at the FlatFrat VI

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:39 pm
by wingshooter
Arrieta sends a hull whistling by KGB: " Hey Tiny, ever chronograph those ejectors?"

What was yours?

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:32 am
by Bluerock Brimley
When one of the Iowegians was telling a story about a romantic conquest from his youth (I'll preserve his anonymity), he said,

"we got in a car and she told me where to drive since she knew the lay of the land."

Bruce Day chimed in, "It sounds like she WAS the lay of the land."
:lol: perfectly timed, rim-shot comment! :lol:

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:33 am
by steve voss
As I previously noted in General......
steve voss wrote:
Stackbarrel16 wrote:BS, the Flatwater is an annual shoot held the final weekend of April near Syracuse, Nebraska. It's a gathering of never do wells, shooters, tale tellers and drinkers. You aren't allowed to talk politics or keep score.
Overheard in a corner. The Executive Committee is walking by and asks....


"Hey, are you guys talking politics?

Answer: "No, Armed Revolution."

"Oh, well ok then." :D :D :D

sv

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:29 am
by Stackbarrel16
Actually it was "Alrighty then!"

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:08 pm
by Steve007
Here's to tight chokes and loose women!

Um, or was it..? :? :?