Arrieta sends a hull whistling by KGB: " Hey Tiny, ever chronograph those ejectors?"
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Best one liners heard at the FlatFrat VI
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Best one liners heard at the FlatFrat VI
Consistency is the currency of credibility.
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When one of the Iowegians was telling a story about a romantic conquest from his youth (I'll preserve his anonymity), he said,
"we got in a car and she told me where to drive since she knew the lay of the land."
Bruce Day chimed in, "It sounds like she WAS the lay of the land."
perfectly timed, rim-shot comment!
"we got in a car and she told me where to drive since she knew the lay of the land."
Bruce Day chimed in, "It sounds like she WAS the lay of the land."
perfectly timed, rim-shot comment!
99.9999999%of robberies don't have the Mission Impossible theme song playing in the background. It's usually circus music.
...the blindness from subjectivity is indistinguishable from the darkness of ignorance.
...the blindness from subjectivity is indistinguishable from the darkness of ignorance.
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As I previously noted in General......
steve voss wrote:Overheard in a corner. The Executive Committee is walking by and asks....Stackbarrel16 wrote:BS, the Flatwater is an annual shoot held the final weekend of April near Syracuse, Nebraska. It's a gathering of never do wells, shooters, tale tellers and drinkers. You aren't allowed to talk politics or keep score.
"Hey, are you guys talking politics?
Answer: "No, Armed Revolution."
"Oh, well ok then." :D :D :D
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"Say five Heil Hinckers, sing two Horst Wessel songs, and perform an act of contrition." -kgb 4/22/10
"It's all in the hunt...patience, luck, skill, experience, desire, spirit and flesh." -Bob Crandall 10/18/2010
"It's all in the hunt...patience, luck, skill, experience, desire, spirit and flesh." -Bob Crandall 10/18/2010
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