The Top Ten reasons to attend Flatwater
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The Top Ten reasons to attend Flatwater
As the unofficial comic relief of Flatwater (you've seen me shoot), I thought this would be a good warm up. Not limited to ten, or those who have attended. I'll get it going...
Reason number 10:
You realize the 30 man squad has only 29 'cuz Hincker is still in the head, expounding the types and uses of aircraft wing nut wrenches.
Reason number 10:
You realize the 30 man squad has only 29 'cuz Hincker is still in the head, expounding the types and uses of aircraft wing nut wrenches.
Consistency is the currency of credibility.
MM
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Reason #9: You can watch Tiny try to set another Guiness World Record in "Speed Grilling Steaks." :D :D :D
"Say five Heil Hinckers, sing two Horst Wessel songs, and perform an act of contrition." -kgb 4/22/10
"It's all in the hunt...patience, luck, skill, experience, desire, spirit and flesh." -Bob Crandall 10/18/2010
"It's all in the hunt...patience, luck, skill, experience, desire, spirit and flesh." -Bob Crandall 10/18/2010
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Tiny in a Speedo was a bit much.Stackbarrel16 wrote:Reason 8: You get to see Tiny in all his "glory".
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"Say five Heil Hinckers, sing two Horst Wessel songs, and perform an act of contrition." -kgb 4/22/10
"It's all in the hunt...patience, luck, skill, experience, desire, spirit and flesh." -Bob Crandall 10/18/2010
"It's all in the hunt...patience, luck, skill, experience, desire, spirit and flesh." -Bob Crandall 10/18/2010
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Reason #6.1 (in my case) All of the above plus a designated driver. :Djerry6stl wrote:Reason #6:
Drink as much fine whisky as you want -- without Mama watching or commenting!
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"Say five Heil Hinckers, sing two Horst Wessel songs, and perform an act of contrition." -kgb 4/22/10
"It's all in the hunt...patience, luck, skill, experience, desire, spirit and flesh." -Bob Crandall 10/18/2010
"It's all in the hunt...patience, luck, skill, experience, desire, spirit and flesh." -Bob Crandall 10/18/2010
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I see you didn't include an old dirt farmer. :(jerry6stl wrote:Reason #4
The rare ability to use vintage SxS's to shoot Sporting Clays with famous gunwriters, esteemed barristers, military heros, aging professors, elderly bankers, and assorted retired buffoons, etc. -- and to possibly inflate your self-esteem by besting them on number of birds broken.
JERRY
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It is on my calendar and I will see how the finances hold out. I am planning on a spring bear hunt/fishing trip to SE Alaska, so need to fund that first. I need some stimulus money. Is Flatwater getting any?wingshooter wrote:The presence of one has not graced us yet.
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M.R., good luck with the SE Alaska bear hunt. I hope you thump a big one. I hope I make it to Flatwater this year. I hope to see all of you there.
David
But the moral man does not look at his freedom and say, "I can do what I want," but sees that freedom as the power to do what he ought. -Mike "Wingshooter" McDaniel
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But the moral man does not look at his freedom and say, "I can do what I want," but sees that freedom as the power to do what he ought. -Mike "Wingshooter" McDaniel
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