The official Penalty thread.

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jerry6stl
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#16 Post by jerry6stl »

STACK,

Being a humane and charitible sort, partially evidenced by my on-going association with 007, perhaps I should plan to bring a large jar of peanut butter and a box of Ritz crackers to help feed those less fortunate who are already in food-penalized status. I coudn't truly enjoy all the pleasant camaraderie of FLATWATER, the elegant shotguns, and the excellent libations, knowing that a few errant miscreants were going hungry.

Do you think they prefer smooth or crunchy?

JERRY

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#17 Post by Stackbarrel16 »

Let them eat cake. :twisted: :lol:
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#18 Post by wingshooter »

We will hold him to his word.
I am good to my word, and have purchased special attire for the peeling process.

Creamy p.b. if you please.
Consistency is the currency of credibility.

MM

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#19 Post by Stackbarrel16 »

Dateline Syracuse, NE. 0926 CST, 18 April 2008 From the Flatwater executive Committee:

First ever tofu penalty issued. Wingshooter, aka Tiny, aka Mike has been removed from the grass anchovy and Caesar dressing penalty and placed on 100% tofu ration.
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#20 Post by Stackbarrel16 »

Jerry Goldstein, 2 oz steak for SxS snobbery and political name calling.
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#21 Post by wingshooter »

Not to worry Jerry- he is a paper tiger, a petty little dictator. He is jealous and insecure- even his handle is poor copy of my Texas plate.
Hinck is afraid to apply for a personalized license plate though, since Nebraska DMV doesn't offer spell check.
Consistency is the currency of credibility.

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#22 Post by Colonel Brown »

wingshooter wrote:
Hinck is afraid to apply for a personalized license plate though, since Nebraska DMV doesn't offer spell check.
Ouch!

Stack, dig up some MRE's for Tiny and others in the penalty box.

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#23 Post by steve voss »

wingshooter wrote:Hinck is afraid to apply for a personalized license plate though, since Nebraska DMV doesn't offer spell check.
ROFLMAO!!! :D :D :D :D :D
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#24 Post by Stackbarrel16 »

Or I don't need my vehicle to remind me what I shoot. Your plate would be perfect if it could say "SXS 16, Choke tubes, Ammo, pistol, clothes, toiletries, shoes and gifts" though. You know the stuff you always forget everywhere. 8)

Maybe you could get one to remind you who runs the shoot for your wife's car. :lol:
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#25 Post by Stackbarrel16 »

Mr. Graber fined 2 oz. of steak for placing a Voss vice on the committee.
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#26 Post by jerry6stl »

I'll admit to a bit of "SxS Snobbery." but I didn't do any political name-calling. Heavens Forbid!

Perhaps the Executive Committee has me confused with someone else?

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#27 Post by wingshooter »

The Committee is continually confused.
Consistency is the currency of credibility.

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#28 Post by kgb »

Keep it up, guys, more grub for the rest of us!

That whole war between the states thing wasn't such a bad deal. Can't figure out why you southerners can't be happy with the Silver Medal.

kgb

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#29 Post by TMBoyer »

KGB,

Because it was second place in a gunfight! :cry:
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#30 Post by Colonel Brown »

Terry, think of the Southerners sent to the WH in the last 30 years or so. Carter, Clinton . . . even Bush II doesn't stack up that well against his Republican predecessors.

Might be an indicator that things are better when the South loses. Although not, of course, in the cases of Bush II vs either Gore or Kerry.

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