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Re: The Duel

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 8:20 am
by Stackbarrel16
They don't understand defense is the inherently stronger position, you should. Are you saying you can't handle the heft of the weapon and the belts?

Re: The Duel

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 8:54 am
by steve voss
I'm saying it's lots more fun to run around, hide behind bushes and shoot on the move. Real life doesn't apply. :D

Re: The Duel

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 6:00 pm
by Stackbarrel16
So you admit you can't handle the heft....

Re: The Duel

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 9:36 pm
by steve voss
Ok, loudmouth, you go get a belt fed Nerf gun and we'll see.

Unless you're chicken, of course. :D

Re: The Duel

Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 8:26 am
by Stackbarrel16
:lol: I've got better things to do like build my Lego Millenium Falcon.

Re: The Duel

Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 8:56 am
by steve voss
<sigh> 49 years old and he's still playing with Legos. What a child.

Re: The Duel

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:19 pm
by Jake
49??? Stack????

Re: The Duel

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:06 pm
by Stackbarrel16
No.

Re: The Duel

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 8:42 pm
by AndyC
postoak wrote:Duel ? That was a Bushwhack !
Speaking of bushwhacking....

An Angolan terrorist-team is stealthily making its way into South West African territory to lay a few landmines and blow up some South African troops. The weight of the TM-56 mines they're toting means that they can't carry much food and they're damn well starving, when the scout comes running back to the team commander, Comrade Shaka.

"Comrade Shaka, Comdrade Shaka! The South Africans have set up a bacon-tree a half-click ahead! A huge bacon-tree!"

The poorly-disciplined and hungry rabble drop their loads and break into a charge to be the first to the feast - including Comrade Shaka, who's ignoring the frantic cries of the scout far behind him.

Suddenly from out of the bush semi-auto and belt-fed automatic fire shred the terrorist-team, and in his last few seconds of life Comrade Shaka curses the scout.

"That's not a bacon-tree, you son of a diseased dog - it's a ham-bush!"

(South African troopie humor) ;)

Re: The Duel

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 10:08 pm
by steve voss
Rockie damn well knew it was a "Ham-bush."