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 Post subject: Re: The Duel
PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 8:20 am 
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They don't understand defense is the inherently stronger position, you should. Are you saying you can't handle the heft of the weapon and the belts?

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 Post subject: Re: The Duel
PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 8:54 am 
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I'm saying it's lots more fun to run around, hide behind bushes and shoot on the move. Real life doesn't apply. :D

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 Post subject: Re: The Duel
PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 6:00 pm 
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So you admit you can't handle the heft....

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 Post subject: Re: The Duel
PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 9:36 pm 
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Ok, loudmouth, you go get a belt fed Nerf gun and we'll see.

Unless you're chicken, of course. :D

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 Post subject: Re: The Duel
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 8:26 am 
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:lol: I've got better things to do like build my Lego Millenium Falcon.

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 Post subject: Re: The Duel
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 8:56 am 
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<sigh> 49 years old and he's still playing with Legos. What a child.

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 Post subject: Re: The Duel
PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:19 pm 
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49??? Stack????


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 Post subject: Re: The Duel
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:06 pm 
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No.

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 Post subject: Re: The Duel
PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 8:42 pm 
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Duel ? That was a Bushwhack !

Speaking of bushwhacking....

An Angolan terrorist-team is stealthily making its way into South West African territory to lay a few landmines and blow up some South African troops. The weight of the TM-56 mines they're toting means that they can't carry much food and they're damn well starving, when the scout comes running back to the team commander, Comrade Shaka.

"Comrade Shaka, Comdrade Shaka! The South Africans have set up a bacon-tree a half-click ahead! A huge bacon-tree!"

The poorly-disciplined and hungry rabble drop their loads and break into a charge to be the first to the feast - including Comrade Shaka, who's ignoring the frantic cries of the scout far behind him.

Suddenly from out of the bush semi-auto and belt-fed automatic fire shred the terrorist-team, and in his last few seconds of life Comrade Shaka curses the scout.

"That's not a bacon-tree, you son of a diseased dog - it's a ham-bush!"

(South African troopie humor) ;)

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 Post subject: Re: The Duel
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Rockie damn well knew it was a "Ham-bush."

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