The Duel

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Re: The Duel

#16 Post by Stackbarrel16 » Tue May 08, 2012 8:20 am

They don't understand defense is the inherently stronger position, you should. Are you saying you can't handle the heft of the weapon and the belts?
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Re: The Duel

#17 Post by steve voss » Tue May 08, 2012 8:54 am

I'm saying it's lots more fun to run around, hide behind bushes and shoot on the move. Real life doesn't apply. :D
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Re: The Duel

#18 Post by Stackbarrel16 » Tue May 08, 2012 6:00 pm

So you admit you can't handle the heft....
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Re: The Duel

#19 Post by steve voss » Tue May 08, 2012 9:36 pm

Ok, loudmouth, you go get a belt fed Nerf gun and we'll see.

Unless you're chicken, of course. :D
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Re: The Duel

#20 Post by Stackbarrel16 » Wed May 09, 2012 8:26 am

:lol: I've got better things to do like build my Lego Millenium Falcon.
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Re: The Duel

#21 Post by steve voss » Wed May 09, 2012 8:56 am

<sigh> 49 years old and he's still playing with Legos. What a child.
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Re: The Duel

#22 Post by Jake » Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:19 pm

49??? Stack????

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Re: The Duel

#23 Post by Stackbarrel16 » Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:06 pm

No.
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Re: The Duel

#24 Post by AndyC » Mon Jan 28, 2013 8:42 pm

postoak wrote:Duel ? That was a Bushwhack !
Speaking of bushwhacking....

An Angolan terrorist-team is stealthily making its way into South West African territory to lay a few landmines and blow up some South African troops. The weight of the TM-56 mines they're toting means that they can't carry much food and they're damn well starving, when the scout comes running back to the team commander, Comrade Shaka.

"Comrade Shaka, Comdrade Shaka! The South Africans have set up a bacon-tree a half-click ahead! A huge bacon-tree!"

The poorly-disciplined and hungry rabble drop their loads and break into a charge to be the first to the feast - including Comrade Shaka, who's ignoring the frantic cries of the scout far behind him.

Suddenly from out of the bush semi-auto and belt-fed automatic fire shred the terrorist-team, and in his last few seconds of life Comrade Shaka curses the scout.

"That's not a bacon-tree, you son of a diseased dog - it's a ham-bush!"

(South African troopie humor) ;)
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Re: The Duel

#25 Post by steve voss » Mon Jan 28, 2013 10:08 pm

Rockie damn well knew it was a "Ham-bush."
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