Caption contest candidates

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Caption contest candidates

#1 Post by wingshooter »

I'll let you be the judge if they qualify, by your submissions of one liners, and add photos as I can.

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#2 Post by steve voss »

Ok, we gotta pump gun, an RPG, an EBS (evil black shotgun) and a hammer double. It's Flatwater, where are all the bolt-action shotguns?

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I can't see a damned thing!

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wingshooter wrote:I'll let you be the judge if they qualify, by your submissions of one liners, and add photos as I can.

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#5 Post by M&M »

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Safety first at Flatwater, the back blast area is "mostly" clear.

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#7 Post by M&M »

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Ah yes, the non-killing fields of Flatwater.

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#8 Post by M&M »

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Perhaps you've heard of the "goofy foot stance" advocated by some shooters.

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#10 Post by Bluerock Brimley »

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Wooo, I think I've had enough beer, my speech is slurred and I'm getting blurry.
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....yup, I'm getting really blurry now, although Hinck and Voss are looking better than usual.
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#11 Post by Bluerock Brimley »

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I just know that Digger won't mind if I pee in this bucket---besides, it'll be fun watching all those 16 ga. guys dig thru it looking for purple empties.
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#12 Post by Bluerock Brimley »

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....so then Voss says, "one more joke about spanish shotguns and I'm gonna shove my Grulla up your ass stock first."
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#13 Post by Bluerock Brimley »

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Deciding to upgrade their arsenal, the Texas contingent of the Flatwater attendees emptied the fine-gun rack of the gun library at Bubba's Bait and Tackle just north of Dallas. In a rare stroke of good taste they left a Huglu and two Ruger Red Labels for Bubba's typical albeit less refined clientele.
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#14 Post by Bluerock Brimley »

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Digger: "Larry are you sure that you're the pheasant killing savant that you claim to be?"

Larry: "Well heck Digger, this isn't like Iowa pheasant shooting--you were throwing these discs up in the air!! Can't you just train your lab to retrieve them?"
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#15 Post by Stackbarrel16 »

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